My Fellow Broke Boys, How Una Take Dey Scope Girls Abeg?

From December last year to February, there had been this female youth Corp member that recently parked into our street, way I been done dey observe. One tall, slim, fair, elegantly built damsel with a properly curved V-shape defensive midfield and two capital letter B attacking midfields.Without a single doubt, I believe that the texture of her legs is absolutely what was on the mind of the producers of leggings when the concept came: slender, smooth legs, too awesome to walk upon this abominable surface of the earth.Her lips: Oh, Mother Earth! Only the description in Proverbs 5:3 can do slight justice. Her eyes!I don't want to go on and on about her enchanting physiognomy so as not to come off as a God-forsaking pervert, but bruh! In layman terms, "Three Adesuwa Etomi Wellingtons are like Suya in comparism with this girl." Her beauty eats them all.Now, this beauty is not usually concealed only "in the eyes of the beholder." NO! Everybody could behold this one.Married men, single men, role models, pastors, old and young, will always twist their necks to stare at the glory of her appearance. Her seductive mode of dressing was also not helping matters.But one alarming thing I noticed was that after they would gaze and admire, none of these men had the balls to walk up to this lady. No one could approach. Including all the OGs that used to be my inspirations when I was still an upcomer in the wooing industry.Was it fear of getting embarrassed, fear of billing, or was there a spirit husband' in the mix? On this street, I have seen tight friends break bottles of HERO beer on themselves over a girl I would personally rate ZERO.On this same street, I have witnessed the occasion of a woman emptying a can of KERO and was almost about to light a match on her husband's sidechick, VERO, who is way less attractive than this youth Corp girl. So I was really wondering why there were no Choas yet.In two whole months of having such an extremely gorgeous goddess in our midst, has not a single friendship been ruined? Not a single home going through a marital crisis because of her? In fact, is no man at all wooing her?Nah! Only a spirit husband is worthy of credit for this one!And that was why it took a while before I approached; I was still observing.The breakthrough finally came through the day I had bumped into her, one hot Thursday afternoon at one cool corner where just two or three were gathered—me, her, and about two kids or three thereabout. Oh! Perfect spot! Even if any form of embarrassment arises, I can clutch up as a man and take it as "one for the road.".I said "Hi' to her....Continue reading......https://www.arealproblemkid.com/2024/05/embarrassing-moments-ep-4-heavy.html?m=1